AISubs v3.7
- Radom, Tokyo, Kyoto... - Tachibuto!
- Imouto! - Silva!
You can call me by my name, but you can't stab me in the back.
- And with that, we're done with our cafe tour! - Yes!
It's been a while!
We're living in a modern era, and we're surrounded by so many useful things.
- We're grateful for these days, but... - Yes.
What do you think is the most useful thing?
- Huh? - What is it?
- Honestly... - Maps.
Maps?!
- Isn't it amazing how information comes out of stores like this? - I see.
- You've thought about it a lot. - But of course it's amazing!
- Like electricity. - Electricity.
- Things related to life. - All kinds of infrared.
- Isn't public toilets amazing? - Public toilets?
- What?! - I use them a lot!
- No, you don't! - No, you don't!
You just have too much luck!
- The most grateful and useful thing in the world is... - Yes?
- A water pipe! - Oh, Radom!
- The most useful thing is a water pipe! - The most useful thing is a water pipe!
- Well, but... - The stores we looked up on maps...
- They definitely use water, right? They have toilets... - Yeah, they do.
- They use public toilets, too. - Yeah, they do.
- We're so used to having water coming out of a faucet... - Yeah.
- That it's so useful we don't even notice it. - Yeah.
We can't thank the people who did this for us in the past...
- But we have to know how hard it was for them. - Oh, that source, right?
- I know my family's construction business. - What?!
- I make water pipes, so I go through water pipes. - Water pipes?!
- That's new! That's new! - What?!
- Going 10km ahead of you and stuff like that? - No, it's been like that for a while now.
- If we're going to live a life where we have to carry water... - If we're going to live a life where we have to carry water...
- The most efficient way to do it is... - It's too late for you to know, Silk.
- Even after civilization is destroyed and reset... - We might be the only ones who can live.
- If you know the way... - Yeah!
- Is it better to carry it small, fast, and like, "Whoa!" or... - Is it better to carry it like, "Boom!"
- It depends on the environment. - They're not all under the same conditions.
- Are you stupid? - You...
- If you're curious about Silk's story, check out his YouTube channel!
- You're scared, aren't you? - This time, we've given you positions.
- Speed vs. power, which one is best? - We've given you numbers.
- You've shown us how to do it. - The one with the most mistakes wins.
- Speed vs. power, Soshin-san, it's 5 vs. 5. - Maybe it's balanced?
- It's balanced. - Yumemaru-san, speed vs. power is 0 vs. 10.
- So it's power. - Power.
- So one shot is big. - I'll get you all the water you need in this village!
- Why would you say that? - Ryo-san, it's 8 vs. 2, speed vs. speed.
- That's fast. - And I'm 2 vs. 8, power vs. speed.
- Which of these four types is the most efficient? - Yes.
- How about we ask for numbers? - As expected of me.
- If you want to win 5 vs. 5, you have to be human. - If you're wrong, you're wrong.
- Shall we show you our methods? - Yes.
- So, Soshin-san, please. - Yes.
- We don't know about today's competition yet. - We don't know.
- We don't know.
- Here it is. - Here it is.
- Oh! - Oh!
- I see. - This is super strong.
- I'll go with 5 vs. 5. - Yes.
I thought it'd be pretty strong, so I prepared about 2 liters of PET bottles.
18 of them.
If you put them in small portions, you can adjust it when it gets heavier.
- But I'm sorry, but you can't just take this and do it like this. - No, you can't do that.
- Sorry. - Sorry.
- Sorry, but you can't use it. - I'll bring it.
- Yes. - What's the speed type?
- Speed is 8. - Yes.
- You have to be pretty fast. - If you have the same speed as Soshin-san...
- You can't do it. - Right.
- Make it slower and faster. - Oh!
- Huh? What's this? - What's this? Is it an image?
- Huh? - Huh?
It's so fun!
- Sorry for the wait! - Whoa!
- How was it? - I'm the only one who did it.
- This is 2 liters. - This is speed 0.
- It's been 2 years. - It's been 2 years.
- Just 2. - 2 liters each.
- If you had seconds, would you be able to complete it while jogging slowly until the end?
- It depends on the time and distance. - Tell me about the environment.
- The host is the most advantageous jogger. - I don't know either.
- What is it? - I haven't thought about it yet.
- Then, please say "power 10". - I got it.
- Power 10. - While I was walking back and forth, you said "um" once and finished.
- If you were able to complete all of today's walking back and forth in one go, would you be able to carry it?
- What is it? - This is it.
- There are people who go in and play in the water. - Yes.
- I'm going to fill this up with water. - You're going to fill it up?
- I'm going to fill it up with water and carry it. - So, you're going to make this much water ball.
- I'm going to roll it. - Wow!
- How many times is this? It's really powerful. - How many liters is it?
- No matter how many times you walk back and forth, you can't catch up with it.
- Finally, I'm going to say "8-2". - I'm going to bring it. - What is it?
- It's not that powerful. - What's wrong?
- What is it? - What is it?
- Today's tool is a power suit. - Power suit!
- Have you ever seen one like this? - Yes, I have.
- You don't wear silver, do you? - I don't know any of the people who have tried it.
- Does it change like that?
- As a system, you can move your body up and down with power. - I see.
- And you can bend your legs and stretch them. - How about your arms?
- My arms? - If you have infinite arms, you can do it like this.
- If you have infinite arms, you can definitely do it like this.
- I know you're nervous, and you can see it in this field.
- It's a riverbed on the Yahagi River.
- You put the river water you see over there and put it in each of the containers behind you.
- It's on the stairs. Can you do it?
- Can you do it?
If it's a flat land like this, there's no way people used to be so flat in the past, so I wanted about two gimmicks, and I related it to the sand and stairs of this river.
- Then, at the end of the story, we'll lift it up and break it up. - Well, it's the worst.
- How about the time? - Huh? If you have that much time...
- It's 30 minutes. - 30 minutes? - 30 minutes? - Yeah. - OK.
- I think it's going to be a long way from there. - Yeah.
- I'd like to go in 30 minutes. - Yes! - Yes!
- Then, let's go to the water surface of the river, which is the starting point! - Yes! - Yes!
- Now, we're ready! - Yes!
- It's going to be a battle you can't predict. - Yes!
- Everyone, do your best as representatives of your own ratio. - Yes!
- OK, then, 30 minutes of water-carrying competition! Ready... Start! - Yes!
- Wow, that's nice! It's light and you can go this way! - Yes!
- OK, I've filled up 4 liters. Here I go! - Whoa! That's fast!
- Huh? The water's freaking cold!
- Hey, the water's freaking cold!
- Everyone's using their hands, but in my case... I don't know if it's allowed or not, but I'm using a pump.
Okay, I'll just have to get my feet wet.
Damn it!
It's boring from the beginning!
There we go! Okay, now...
Yes, it's completely full.
I've filled it up.
Now, it's the power suit's turn.
Ah, it's burning!
Eh, you've already used up 100 million yen?!
Shut up!
- I can't get it out. - What are you doing?
The pump was fine earlier, but now it won't even say "boing boing" anymore!
- You tried it, right? - Yes.
You're kidding me. Is that even possible?
Hey! How do you carry it?!
With this, it's all wobbly.
Like this...
This is super easy!
But after that, you just carry it like normal!
Ah! It's broken!
Wait a minute!
- What is this durability?! - Cool!
I'm just walking normally!
It's not what I thought a power suit would be like!
I'm just walking normally!
It's so easy to stand up!
Wow, I feel like I'm speeding up!
I'm going ahead of you!
I'm in my second outfit and I'm already exhausted!
My arms and forearms are done!
Let's go!
Alright!
Just a little more!
Just a little more! - Hey, you first!
I'm so fast!
Am I winning this roundabout?
If not, it doesn't matter!
Alright, I'm in!
I'm exhausted!
Alright, I'm going in!
He's bringing me all of this!
Let's go!
One, two...
It's pretty...
It's quite a lot, isn't it?
Oh, wait!
It's exactly 30 liters!
Wow, look! It's 20 liters!
I'm winning!
So far, I'm winning!
I'm feeling good!
He always has a washing machine over there.
I'll bring you a washing machine!
He's crying so much!
Huh?
What's wrong with you?
What are you doing?
The pump won't say "yes" or "no"!
Let's have a race!
This race is hard!
You...
You're making it so full,
it's going to be 30 liters!
You know, Toshimitsu...
He chose to make it smaller,
so it took him longer to assemble it.
That's my advantage!
I'm going in!
I'm in!
It's way faster than I thought! But it's difficult!
This is bad!
I can't keep up!
I'm in!
This is a really good match!
Let's go!
Can you do it?
It's too heavy!
I'll do it from a place close to the ground.
Wow, it's so easy to get up.
It's really good for everyone on the site.
It's super easy to get up.
But it's simple and painful.
Like this!
All right!
He's probably tired, though.
It's like walking on sand!
50-60 meters back and forth, that's crazy!
This guy is amazing! I'm getting excited!
I think it would make people who are working so hard happy if they could win with this.
Oh no! I'm going too fast!
Get out of the way!
I'm going too fast!
I should be able to make it this far, right?
My arms are going to come off.
While my balance type is moving slowly,
my power has caught up.
The stairs are so easy.
I made it!
Wow! Look at this!
This is my seventh time!
Wow!
Good, good, good!
Sixty!
Not bad!
But I'm too tired, too crazy!
I want to drink a lot of water!
Thank you!
I'm a modern man!
It's just fifteen minutes!
Half!
Fifteen times is my goal!
OK!
This is the worst!
Speed 4, Power 4, Idiot 2
That guy is fast!
You know, in this video
I had this power suit
But I also wanted to see a normal water ball
Where did it go?
The only one I saw was
The one who said "I didn't see it"
Is it really there?
I saw a pink one
The only one I saw was
This is the ancestor of mankind if it doesn't disappear
Last one!
Done!
Um...
30 something!
How is it?
Good!
It takes some time to let air in
So I'm going to start letting air in
Okay, it's not full, but if you carry it in time, this is the limit, so I'll go first!
Let's do it!
It's really tough.
It's really tough, isn't it?
If it was an hour or less, I would have fallen already.
I'm really glad it's been 30 minutes.
Oh no! Our biggest enemy, Power 10, has started moving!
Isn't he faster than me?
What the hell!
Excuse me, are you Power 10?
Yes!
Excuse me, I'm Power 8, Speed 2, but you're much faster than me.
Power is 6.
Power is 6, Speed is 4?
It's 4 now!
Why? It's not "it's now"!
You have 10 minutes left!
If it was full, not a single beam would have moved!
This amount is ridiculous!
It's too different from what I thought it would be.
Why is it too different?
Wait a minute...
Something funny is happening!
You're not supposed to be rolling on the flimsy chair in front of me!
Hey!
It's not much, is it?
It's really not much!
But if you don't move it now, the score will end at 0!
He said "10 minutes" just now.
Damn it!
Do it!
It's here!
It's twice as fast as before!
It's okay, let's do it!
Let's go!
Ah, I'm sure I'm going to be laughed at when I climb the stairs.
[The last challenge]
[The last challenge] Don't say anything.
[The last challenge]
[The last challenge] This is the hardest part.
[The last challenge] Ready, go!
Ready, go!
I'm going crazy.
I can't get up because the power to stretch is too strong.
Hey, get out of the way!
Hey! Please help me!
Get out of the way!
This guy is bad!
Five left.
Five left and I can't do two more.
Even in this world, I can't carry these stairs.
This is the last one, isn't it?
There are only four minutes left, but I could only do three turns in 25 minutes, so I can't chase a little more.
That's the strength of speed.
It seems that it will end in three minutes, so you should hurry up.
What did you say?
That's it!
I can't do it here anymore!
Come up!
I want to see it!
I want to give it to you, too!
That's really heavy.
I don't know what you're really doing.
Yumemaru, you can do it!
You don't look like a man at all.
You look like a man.
Speed ​​g works hard to the end.
One minute left!
Please!
One minute left!
50 seconds left!
You can do it!
Think you can do it!
Be a man!
You can do it!
Be a man!
40 seconds left!
You can do it!
Be careful not to go diagonally!
Isn't there anyone else doing something different?
Japanese men!
Straight ahead!
You can do it!
30 seconds left!
You can do it!
Two more!
You can do it!
Yumemaru!
You can do it!
It's in! It's in!
It's in!
Hurry up!
You have 10 seconds left!
Open it!
You have 5...
4...
3...
2...
30 minutes past noon...
Ibara, Ibara, Ibara!
Ibara!
I don't like this at all!
Where are you going?
- Thank you for your hard work! - Thank you for your hard work!
- Alright! - I'm glad we did it in 30 minutes.
- That was close! - That was close!
We were so close we couldn't do anything.
- So, we did it by ratio... - Yes!
- Let's see which one was the fastest! - Yes!
- First, Ryo! - Yes!
- Speed 10! Here it is! - Yes!
- Oh! - Oh!
- Uh... 64, I think? - 64!
- 64 what?
- A little! - It's become a little!
- Even though we were going back and forth so much... - Yes!
- It's not enough! - It's not enough!
- If it wasn't enough, wouldn't you be frustrated? - It's not enough!
- I'd be really frustrated! - It's not like...
- It's not like I was watching you run all the time! - It doesn't suit you!
- Yeah! - I don't know what you're thinking, but...
- I don't think I'm the fastest, but... - Yeah!
- It's not enough! - Yeah!
- What's wrong? Did you do a shuttle run? - No, I didn't!
- Obviously, you're the best at sports! - Yeah, but...
- For now, Ryo did 64! - Yes!
- Next, Toshimi! - Yes!
- Sori! - It's Sori!
- Here it is! - Oh!
- No! - It's more than 4 minutes!
- Huh? - 69!
- Wow! - You're doing well!
- I had the image of being quite confused... - You're losing!
- It takes a lot of time to get water out of it. - Yeah!
- I did it one step at a time for the first time... - Yeah!
- I thought I was stupid, and I got water in the second time... - Yeah!
- I was like, "Whoa!" - Yeah!
- But it was more efficient than running like, "Whoa!" - Yeah!
- But I don't think I did better than I thought! - Yeah!
- That's how I feel! - Yeah!
- I used small things around here, so I got confused... - Yeah!
- For now, I'm 1st place! - 1st place!
- Next up is me! - Yes!
- I'm Power 8! - Power 8, how about you?
- Here it is! - Oh!
- 80? - 87!
- Wow! - Wow!
- I did it! - This is amazing!
- This is definitely amazing! - Yeah!
- It's amazing, but... - Yeah!
- Wow! This is so easy! - Wait...
- Huh? - From now on...
- It's me! - Huh? Then...
- There's no meaning to this, right? - Huh? Then...
- This is Tetsuya, right? - Huh?
- With Tetsuya's full power... - Yeah!
- And this is... - In the middle of nowhere, fate created it.
- This thing. - What's with that?
- It's hard! - 2 times.
- I did it 3 times. - 3 times?
- But, it's strongest version is back. - Yeah, for now.
- He's a powerful man. - Yeah!
- Look at how dirty it is. - It's all over the place!
- He did his best. - Yeah.
- I did my best too. - Let's have him look at it.
- Yes! - Yes!
- Zubero! - Yes!
- Now, power is justice! - Yes!
- Mr. Umemaru's hard water...
Here it is!
- Isn't it full of water? - Yeah.
- Wow! - Look!
- Huh? - And it's so clean!
- It's like mountain water! - Yeah.
- Like... - Huh?
- Where'd the water go?
- You threw it! - I saw it all!
- You saw it all, right?! - I can't say a word from the stairs.
- It's really amazing! - But, if you put more water in...
- I don't think it'd move a millimeter from the river. - Really?
- That might be its limit. - Limit?
- That's unexpected. - I think...
- I'm curious! - It might go up to 40.
- Huh?! - I think it has more water in it.
- It has more, right? - Yeah.
- Basically, the higher the power, the more water you can carry.
- When it comes to carrying water...
- We know that power 8 and speed 2 are the highest rates. - Yeah.
- When you want to do something... - Yeah.
- Remember this rate... - Yeah.
- And try not to carry too much power... - Yeah.
- And try not to carry too much speed... - Yeah.
- If you try something... - Yeah.
- I'm sure your civilization will develop. - Yeah.
- Let's carry that as a bonus. - Yeah.
- I'm curious about this. - Yeah.
- By the way, this road here... - Yeah.
- Wasn't paved. - Yeah.
- Some people worked hard to dig it up... - Huh?! This?!
- Yeah. - It's heavy!
Here we go!
- It'd be amazing if we could win with this. - It's up! It's up! It's up!
- Oh, nice! Nice! Nice! - Isn't this perfect?
- Lift it up. - I'm an adult, so I'll do my best.
- Ready and... - It's heavy!
- Oh, nice! - It's up! It's up! It's up!
- It's up! It's up! - It's up! It's up! It's up!
- This place is perfect! - Wow, amazing!
- Oh, I'm so happy! Let's win! - Hey!
- Hey, this is amazing! - Oh, wow!
- We won! - No way!
- Yeah! - We won!
- We won!
- It was perfect! - Wow!
- 100! - 100!
- So close! - No, I mean...
- It was perfect. We won 100 points. - Wow!
- So in the last 30 seconds... - Yeah.
- If we had done that, we would have won. - We would have won.
- There was so much in it! - So funny!
- It was beyond our expectations! - Yeah!
- I didn't think we'd win with that much. - It was close.
- Yeah, it was a good game.
- I'm glad you know that. - Yeah, I'm glad you know that.
- I like big things. - If we had put in more, you'd know it's impossible, right?
- Yeah, it's impossible. - Yeah, it's impossible.
- If you see someone rolling in water on the street...
- Don't say, "Don't do it!" Don't make fun of them! - No way!
Don't make fun of them!